Every year, the fine folks at Lake Superior State University release their “Banished Words List” — a collection of overused, misused, or downright irritating words and phrases that should be sent to the linguistic landfill. And while the 2026 list is full of worthy contenders, we couldn’t help but notice some painfully obvious omissions.
26 Predictable Predictions for the Year 2026!
As the calendar flips to 2026, it’s time once again to peer into the foggy crystal ball and make some bold (and a few ridiculous) predictions about the year ahead. Will these come true? Maybe. Will they get people talking? Definitely. We’ve narrowed our list down to 26 lighthearted, eyebrow-raising, and conversation-starting predictions — one for every letter in 2026. From tech trends and fashion flops to social media surprises and weather-related weirdness, we’ve got the future probably covered. So grab a snack, lower your expectations, and enjoy our semi-accurate glimpse into what might (or might not) happen in 2026.
What Truly Impressed Me About Old-School TV Meteorologists
Back in the day, we trusted our local TV meteorologists with our lives. Would school be canceled tomorrow? Could we wear shorts? Should we cancel the picnic or double down with a tarp and a prayer? They held the answers, or at least we hoped they did.
But as much as we wanted accurate forecasts, there was something else — something truly impressive — that no one ever talks about.
So You Won Powerball — Congrats on Becoming Kinda Rich!
You’ve done it. You’ve defied astronomical odds (about 1 in 292 million) and hit the Powerball jackpot. Let’s say it’s the current advertised total of $1.1 billion. Sounds like you just secured a throne in Billionaire Land, right?
Eh… not so fast.
Good Morning! …Anyone?
There’s a strange phenomenon happening in the world today. Maybe you’ve noticed it. You smile at someone. You say “Good morning.” Maybe even throw in a friendly “Hello!” just for kicks. And they just… walk past you.
Because Nothing Says December Like a Slushie
So here we are. It’s early December. There’s a foot of snow on the ground. The air hurts your face. My driveway looks like the tundra scene from a National Geographic special. And what do I do? I buy a slushie maker.
10 Conversations That Won’t Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
Thanksgiving dinner doesn’t have to be a verbal obstacle course filled with controversial topics, awkward silences, and regret. Believe it or not, there are still things we can talk about that won’t send Aunt Carol storming off before dessert.