Ah, November. That awkward, seasonal no-man’s land where Halloween is over, but it still feels way too soon to deck the halls.
Closet Clean-Out: A Love Story (Gone Wrong)
There comes a time in every adult’s life when you must face the reckoning.
No, not tax season.
Not even your annual physical.
I’m talking about… The Closet Clean-Out.
I Just Came for the Cat Video, Not a Debate on Tax Reform
Why does everything — and I mean everything — have to turn political?
You could post a picture of a pancake and someone will accuse the syrup of being too liberal. Or conservative. Or French. Whatever side they’re on, you’ve clearly betrayed it by enjoying breakfast in peace.
There is no safe space.
August Is That You? Summer’s Last Gasp and Other Lies
It’s August. You’ve reached that magical part of the year where everything is hot, sticky, and somehow smells like sunscreen, regret, and barbecue residue. It’s still 89 degrees outside, but Target wants you to believe you need a 12-pack of mini Snickers for trick-or-treaters who won’t show up for another 80 days.
Before the Summer Sun Sets: A List of Odd Yet Glorious Things to Try
Summer is slipping. Like sand in a cracked pail. If you blink, it’ll be pumpkin spice season and people will wear flannel like they’re headed to chop wood, even though they live in a condo with radiant floor heating.
Spring Fever Is Real and We’ve Got It Bad
It’s official. We’re done with winter!
National Shower With a Friend Day: A Steamy Guide to Conservation and Comedy
If you’ve ever needed an excuse to take your friendship to the next level (or at least your water bill to a lower level), congratulations — February 5th is National Shower With a Friend Day! Yes, this is a real holiday, and no, I did not make it up.