(But Somehow Still Exist)
Every year, the fine folks at Lake Superior State University release their “Banished Words List” — a collection of overused, misused, or downright irritating words and phrases that should be sent to the linguistic landfill. And while the 2026 list is full of worthy contenders, I couldn’t help but notice some painfully obvious omissions.
So, in the spirit of playful language policing (and because someone has to say it), here are a few more terms that deserve to be ceremoniously booted from everyday conversation, social media captions, and trendy office meetings.
1. “Let that sink in”
Usually followed by a pause and a mic drop. Please don’t wait for us to metaphorically absorb your profound statement like a kitchen sponge.
2. “Main Character Energy”
You’re not starring in a Netflix original. You’re just buying oat milk at Target in your pajamas.
3. “Adulting”
Paying bills and doing laundry are not heroic feats. They’re Tuesday.
4. “No worries…”
Translation: I’m furious, but too passive-aggressive to admit it. Just say what you mean.
5. “Obsessed”
You’re “obsessed” with a candle. Not your soulmate, not your career — a $14.99 jar of wax from Bath & Body Works.
6. “It’s giving…”
It’s giving… annoying. This one needs to retire.
7. “Just sayin’”
Passive-aggressive punctuation disguised as casual commentary. Stop it.
8. “I did a thing…”
Unless that “thing” is curing a disease or winning a Nobel Prize, maybe just tell us what you did?
9. “Vibe Check”
No need to check — the vibe left the building when you said that out loud.
10. “Per my last email…”
The passive-aggressive backbone of corporate America. HR’s unofficial catchphrase.
In Conclusion
Language evolves, sure. But maybe — just maybe — some phrases have reached their expiration date. Let’s usher in 2026 with fresher vocabulary, fewer buzzwords, and a little less “main character energy.”
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