You’ve done it. You’ve defied astronomical odds (about 1 in 292 million) and hit the Powerball jackpot. Let’s say it’s the current advertised total of $1.1 billion. Sounds like you just secured a throne in Billionaire Land, right?
Eh… not so fast.
Good Morning! …Anyone?
There’s a strange phenomenon happening in the world today. Maybe you’ve noticed it. You smile at someone. You say “Good morning.” Maybe even throw in a friendly “Hello!” just for kicks. And they just… walk past you.
Because Nothing Says December Like a Slushie
So here we are. It’s early December. There’s a foot of snow on the ground. The air hurts your face. My driveway looks like the tundra scene from a National Geographic special. And what do I do? I buy a slushie maker.
10 Conversations That Won’t Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
Thanksgiving dinner doesn’t have to be a verbal obstacle course filled with controversial topics, awkward silences, and regret. Believe it or not, there are still things we can talk about that won’t send Aunt Carol storming off before dessert.
10 Conversations to Avoid at Thanksgiving Dinner (Unless You Like Chaos with Your Cranberries)
Ah, Thanksgiving. That magical time of year when we gather around a table to share a meal, give thanks, and tiptoe through a minefield of wildly inappropriate conversation topics.
Why Can’t I See at Night Anymore? (And Who Gave Everyone Laser Beams for Headlights?)
There was a time — not all that long ago — when I could hop in my car at night, cruise the roads, and actually see where I was going. The lines on the road? Clear. Street signs? Legible. Oncoming traffic? Not a blinding assault on my retinas.
Thanksgiving Trivia, a Thanksgiving Song, and “I Thought Turkeys Could Fly”
Have you ever wondered how some of our Thanksgiving traditions came to be? (READ MORE)